Happy Mother's Day from TMOS

I Bet Your Mom Would Love a Cruise

Happy Mother’s Day Weekend from TMOS!

We’re sending love to all the amazing moms out there who make life sweeter, louder, and a lot more fun. This week was packed with excitement—from a wild live appearance at Jimmy’s Old Town Tavern to a full slate of shows that brought the laughs and the chaos you’ve come to expect. And don’t forget… the TMOS Cruise is setting sail soon, and you’ve got just one week left to grab your cabin. Don’t miss the boat—literally!

We missed you at the TMOS Derby Party at Jimmy’s Old Town Tavern!
Last week’s Bonus Show was recorded live on-site, and we’re sharing the exclusive video with you, our newsletter family. Thanks, as always, for your support!

⭐ Bonus Show & TMOS Extra

  • Guess who's back? Mikey's back... and we get some key updates on Rory (and Laurie)... on upcoming Temu acquisitions... The Great Wolf Pizza Lodge... and young Master Michael's Spring Break recap. Solid!

THIS WEEK

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Thursday

It’s Good Till the Last Sip

☕ Charly’s Choice = Certified Crowd Favorite
Turns out, you people really love good coffee. Charly’s Choice is flying off the shelves faster than Mike bailing on a group text. Freshly roasted every Friday and available in ground or whole bean—because Charly knows great taste.

⏳ One Week Left – Don’t Miss the Boat! 🛳️

The TMOS Love Boat Cruise is filling up fast, and you’ve got just one week left to lock in your cabin! All it takes is a tiny $112 deposit to reserve your spot—then it’s smooth sailing toward sunshine, cocktails, and deeply questionable dance moves with your favorite TMOS crew and fellow weirdos.

Time’s ticking. Book now or risk a lifetime of cruise FOMO. Don't say we didn’t warn you.

Big love to all you beautiful weirdos keeping TMOS alive and thriving—whether you’re rocking that Bonus Show membership, dropping five-star reviews (you are doing that, right?), or preaching the TMOS gospel to friends, family, and unsuspecting strangers.

You’re why we show up every day with hot takes and questionable choices. Every download, every laugh, every eye-roll-inducing compliment—it all matters. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.