Don’t Get Happy... Unless You Like Wild Horses and Oyster Catchers

🚨 O’Mearicans, We Need You! 🚨

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Josh Sroka
March 28, 2025

Ahoy TMOS Nation,

This week had it all: wild horses, a self-driving showdown, a questionable minor league hat (you be the judge), and a deep dive into just how clean—or chaotic—the guys’ homes really are. We laughed, we judged, we dodged oysters.

Plus, we’re dropping new gear, slinging fresh coffee, and packing our bags for a cruise. Buckle up, grab your Charly’s Choice, and try not to get happy… too early.

THIS WEEK

  • Mike gave Carla a tutorial on auto-drive. It went exactly how you'd expect.

  • Josh got up close with some wild horses. Were they real? Were they wild? The mystery lives on.

  • Robb continues to be anti-animal… unless it’s a dog.

  • The Chesapeake Baysox unveiled a new hat, and well... let’s just say it raised some interesting anatomical questions.

  • We get domestically honest about how clean (or not) our homes really are.

☕ Charly’s Choice = Crowd Favorite

☕ Charly’s Choice = Crowd Favorite

You all are loving Charly’s Choice, and we’re thrilled! This medium roast magic is flying off the shelves with new shipments every Friday. Available in ground or whole bean—because Charly believes in freedom of choice.

⭐ Bonus Show & TMOS Extra

  • BONUS: We ask the big question—Why are Americans so rude?

  • TMOS EXTRA: Baseball is back! Josh and the Sroka men talk about their deep love for the Orioles in a special Opening Day tribute.

🛳️ Set Sail with TMOS

The TMOS Love Boat Cruise is filling up fast! Don’t miss your chance to join the crew for an unforgettable voyage with fellow TMOS fans. A small deposit is all it takes to lock in your cabin—then start practicing your shuffleboard game.

🧢 NEW: “Don’t Get Happy” Hats

We just dropped our brand-new Don’t Get Happy lids in the TMOS Store! Perfect for protecting your dome while reminding the world not to jinx it. Supplies are limited—grab one before they’re gone.

Thank you for keeping the lights on, the mics hot, and the nonsense flowing. We love you. (Platonically. Unless…? 👀)

Really Fine Video

Check out this week’s Really Fine Video selections—guaranteed to make you laugh, cringe, or question humanity!

A heartfelt thank you to everyone who supports TMOS—whether you’re a Bonus Show member, leaving podcast reviews, or just spreading the word to friends, family, and even unsuspecting strangers. You make TMOS what it is, and we appreciate every download, every laugh, and every kind word.

Need a laugh, a hat, or a coffee refill? We’ve got you covered.

Catch you next week,
—The TMOS Team